Right?! And this:
Im tired of all the people here. Everyone is going down, the school will b n flames

Designers should send her that shit for free. Everything sells out the second she wears it.

I live near her. Maybe she'll train me? And accept tears as payment?

I still finally laughed at something she said. #Dopplebaby #neverforget

He got older and dropped it.

Mother Earth will be just fine. She's going to spit all of us off at some point, but she'll keep on keepin on.

Currently wearing a pair while I talk myself into the gym.

Right?! I was squeaking watching the coverage live online. And then when he started the final downhill and making the turns, his legs started turning over really well again and I cried :)

I had a childhood friend whose last name was Chick. Middle name, Rooster.

More funny statements then, please.

My favorite part of me is how often I laugh. Like Callie's comments above - I laughed so hard I farted. That's so something that would happen to me too, Callie.

Right?! My reply when people ask me shitty questions - Oh, I'm sorry. Did I make YOU uncomfortable? Fuck off.

I wanted to be a sports psychologist - today was like a SP's wet dream :) It's just unbelievable to watch distance runners compete like this.

I'm a slow runner. I have run a few half marathons - and only after mile 7 did I ever feel that amazing high. But I'm also a fair weather runner and even if the breeze is too strong on a 70 degree day, I'm all...mehhhhh...

I love her too :) Imagine being a kid from Marblehead who just ran a PR in the Boston Marathon today. She's a spitfire.

It's okay to laugh at meaningless things sometimes. Life is too short to wear ugly boots.

Is there another? It would suck to be that guy. No, not you Robert, the hot Robert Plant.

We both know no one vacations in Buffalo.

Is your instructor named Mimi? Because mine was, and she did, and she's a fucking badass.

Snowpocalypse in Southern California? Are you this lady's friend? Are you this lady?