So there are famous people, that when on-screen, I think they seem pretty but not blow my mind pretty. And then you see them in real life and you're blown away.

After party. Not Oscars.

Dear God this dress is awful.

Honey, you can't really stand all timid-like if you're going to wear this dress. This dress demands gravitas.

The bottom of my shower. I've tried every cleaner known to man - I've tried baking soda and vinegar as well - and still it looks dingey. How do I get the 'ting!' clean I am after?

I dunno - if it were my third wedding, I think I'd be cool with not knowing what was going to happen. Not snarking on Kim for being multiple married lady - honestly thinking that at this point, you'd be all, sure sure whatever just do it.

MLP's laugh at the green tomatoes comment really flashed back to that character for me. I don't care if you say she's a bitch - when she thanked her son in her speech for her own globes when she won her Golden Globe, I fell in love with her forever.

Thank you for changing my life today.

I love Kat Dennings. But she made me a little bit sad - I thought only my cat talked like that.

Remember the early aught stripes?! FFS why did we think that looked good?

Maybe check out those mugshots up top again. I think it'll give you a good idea of what kind of people believe this shit.

Damn...if I'm fucking a Yorn, I'd definitely go Pete.

It's about to be 20 years later. What the what.

Should they have children, I imagine that Blair will birth baby bunnies and teeny tiny lambs.

He looks a bit like Seth Rogen, eh?

I would like to be in a band — but as the member who only gets recognized by the most dedicated fans. So you get the money, you get to pour your passion out into the world and have people love it, but you also get to go to Trader Joe's without incident.

As Oprah said, sign your own damn checks.

So how do you go about making a famous person your bff? Because me and Neko....we're 75% there, judging by how amazing she is via twitter. And she lives in Vermont and has a farm. Hey Neko. You and me, babe.

Nessie!

That's why I said to each their own - and that my personal preference is to not smell BO. I don't find it enticing. I find it off-putting. If I haven't cleaned myself in awhile, I feel gross. My armpits are no joke, and I work out 5-6 days a week. Shit gets funky. It has nothing to do with industries for me - I like…