I choose #5. And I DGAF what advertisers/fashion mags say regarding this topic. I shave certain parts of my body because it feels good, keeps the smells at bay, and my body resting temp is quite warm. I don't find pungency to be appealing. I like to have sex when I smell good, because being smelly is distracting if…

I was trying to make a joke. I don't care whether you have kids or not either, so I guess we're even!

My GOD you have good taste. Have fun, lady!

I would like instead if they could ask her how she got to be so amazingly awesome. A step-by-step tutorial on how to be the coolest chick in the room, funny for days, and a clear understanding of what it means to be a wonderful person. How 'bout that, mag writers?

Just for fun - go check out the comment section about this same story on people.com. FFS, those ladies clearly are lacking in awesome women in their lives.

Right?! I can see why they fly private as often as possible. Because of people like me in the Starbucks line staring open-mouthed.

I was like that with Jennifer Garner in an airport. All, "Man that lady is SO pretty. She looks a lot like....d'oh!"

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When I was your age I started telling people I was barren, just to make them feel good for being dicks. Try it out, you'll like the faces you get.

I hear you — but Jezebel is the first place I've ever been able to voice the very real feeling that I don't want to be a mom and to find a community of people who feel the same. For most of history, women have been taught that their greatest purpose in life was to be a mom. And for many it is, and that's great! But…

Not having kids at age 33. Sometimes when I'm quiet and contemplative I think - so these are the moments parents no longer have. And then I call a fellow childfree friend to go enjoy an activity with no forethought.

If Ryan Gosling isn't going to be with me, the only acceptable alternative is Rachel McAdams. No shade, Eva, but those two Canadians are cuter than a box of puppies.

ENZOOOOOOOO! Holy shit, we need an update on Enzo.

Or maybe she just asked for something not related to gender in a perfectly reasonable way. Her entire vetting and approval process had people losing their minds over her being a woman - perhaps she's tired of gendered labels at this point in her career.

I dunno, maybe she just said "can we go with something a little less formal? how about chair?" because she didn't like the gendered title, you know, since people freaked the fuck out about her being a woman through the entire vetting and approval process. And now it's YELLEN DEMANDS TITLE CHANGE.

Also: delete cardio playlists.

Holy eff, WHAT ABOUT UNSOLVED MYSTERIES?! My parents would go out on date night, and I would turn on Rescue 911 and UM and they would come home to me with all the lights on, every door and window locked, under a blanket.

I sat down on one as a kid and it pinched the fuck out of my ass. I got shivers reading this.

Plenty of people do things to their face. But damnit, Madonna. It looks painful. There's a difference between staying relevant and clawing onto youth with all of your might.