TRUMP: [inaudible][garbled]

Dude. Marcon is “holding your hand” because he’s trying to get you to keep your pervy hands off his wife.  

Walk into any dementia-care area of a nursing home and you can have basically the same conversation. I’m not kidding.

People don’t realize he loves holding my hand. And that’s good, as far as that goes.

“Unhinged Tangerine Man Babbles About Conspiracies; Needs Remedial Civics Class”

I can’t. I can’t make jokes about this, or find it funny, or think “oh jeez THIS guy” or any of that fucking bullshit. Because at the end of the motherfucking day, I am raising my daughter in a world that is REGRESSING instead of PROGRESSING in terms of women’s rights and that makes me fucking sick to my stomach. It…

There will always be ignorant assholes who believe in stupid shit. Mormons, Scientologists, Catholics, “libertarians”.

This is always my go-to point with anti-vaxxers. They, themselves, are vaccinated against a host of awful, tragic diseases, yet they want to prevent their kids from the same access because of fake claims about autism and god knows what other chem trail bullshit. They don’t take the diseases seriously because they’ve…

I watched John Oliver’s show on vaccines last night. He said that vaccines are victims of their own success. I have to agree with him on that. My parents knew children maimed or killed by illnesses vaccines prevented. Both of them had measles and were quarantined. My grandfather’s whole family was killed by the…

“Why the fuck won’t these religious hucksters go away and stop targeting people’s fears and ignorance?”

God damn it! Why the fuck won’t these religious hucksters go away and stop targeting people’s fears and ignorance? It’s so unfair to spread this shit in Black neighborhoods, using the abuses the government and medical community have actually perpetrated against us. Fucking vaccines aren’t that. I hope fewer people…

He’s got the complexion for protection....

Amazing how he was able to be apprehended alive and unharmed, isn’t it.

Oh, do not get me started. I live in Boston, the frickin’ chase went by about a half a mile from my house, you can still see the marks on the streets from where he and his late brother threw IEDs out the window as they drove, and Rolling Goddam Stone puts a soft-core porn representation of this murderous Chechen…

All these terrorists self-radicalizing on the internet. Oh wait, when white guys brandish weapons in public places bc of shit they read on the internet, they’re just “passionate” and “misguided.”

Esquire or some similar morally bankrupt rag will give him a cover story and moody black and white photos where he “tells his tale” five years on.

Many of the guys of metal and big hair bands were always conservative pricks. I have a friend who’s worked at the Rainbow Room for many years and attested to that fact. There are also a lot of brain cells missing from prolonged drug abuse. She said Lemmy was always a sweetheart though!

Why on earth do the “rebellious” musicians always turn conservative nutter when they get old?

Because the end result of any successful counter-culture movement is to be absorbed into the mainstream. 

Well, decades of drug and alcohol abuse can definitely take their toll on one’s cognitive abilities...