Everytime I see Dax Shepard's name, it makes me think of "Wrex, Shepard."

It is weird to say this in the comment section of a Dirtbag. Did you get lost?

Did you get your $10,000 bounty up front, or is Jezebel sending the check in the mail?

I'm 5'11" but I love all those dresses. What I'm saying is get ready to see my pussy, America!

Amateur youtube cooking shows are great because usually they have the same limitations as you concerning ingredients and tools, so it is much easier. Highly recommended.

A lot of bitter MRAs think they're nice guys when really they're Nice Guys™

Considerate? Listens? What kind of crazy Disney shit is this!

One of my male friends who is Forever Alone asked why our friend Kevin was so swooned over. I said, "Well, Kevin isn't textbook gorgeous but he knows the kind of clothes and haircut that look good on him, and he's a very thoughtful, considerate person overall. He's also a GREAT listener - he doesn't just talk about…

Yes, yes there would.

I doubt he shed a single tear. This screams of damage control given how much flack he's been getting for smiling in the mug-shot. He came off like a remorseless shithead so now his PR people leak that he was off bawling somewhere and understands the gravity of what he did. It's pathetically transparent.

The first two letters really illustrate that sometimes you really need to get real with your friends. No pussy-footing around, just get right to the point.

SRSLY?

If you put Putin in charge of Modcloth for two weeks, the first thing he'd do would be sell several t-shirts with his image, shirtless on a horse. Probably airbrushed.

The fact is, she's abortion-free unless of course you count her entire career.

That's terrible. I hope Josh Mattingly recovers from the troubles in his life and wish him all the best.

If you need to vanquish Roving Amorous Lesbian Cara Delevingne, you just point a pair of tweezers at her. It is like the vampire and crosses thing.

i will have nightmares for a million years from this.

Sandra Bullock's up for another Oscar... But she's also a single mom with no romantic prospects who'll turn 50 in July. So why is she flashing that mile-wide smile so much these days?