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I was on business in China (Chauzhou) and my guide was very excited to invite me to a secret dinner. On the menu was pangolin. It is cooked whole and looks like a rat size aardvark. The chef pulled the cooked pangolin out of the pot and proudly presented it to the table. He then cut off each leg and then clipped…

This ear of corn could have written a more compelling argument.

Goddamnit Timothy (and Gawker commentariat), never ever let another story about Wolf Blitzer be posted without this picture somewhere:

STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM AUSTIN, FARRAH.

This is so dumb. That's really all this post deserves.

F. Scott Fitzgerald died in 1940... Did his ghost like the movie?

"Women, stop sexualizing yourselves—that's our job, and you're taking all the fun out of it."

Yeah, it's like not being an asshole.

So, a very long time ago, I worked on Disney property (at an art shop) and had to go through "Traditions," a 3-day long training session designed to teach everyone the "Disney Culture," which they took VERY FUCKING SERIOUSLY.

It's definitely parody. And as a gamer myself, pretty hilarious parody at that XD

I don't know.... this is looking a little non-form fitting here. DO I SEE TWINS IN THERE??

I don't know about you guys, but I know that when I want astute, rational foreign policy analysis, I turn to the Twitter of a hot-headed Italian-American who makes cakes for a living.

Must be something in the fondant.

It's really common for citizens in the region to work for the government bureaucracy in some capacity, at least from my experience in the United Arab Emirates and Qatar.

Not sure, but I suspect that a whole lot of Saudi women don't have jobs at all- they would certainly count toward that 90%.

So what's the punch line of this joke?