motorizedmegasatan
Motorized Mega-Satan
motorizedmegasatan

The idea of men like Wayne "The Peter" LaPierre owning massive caches of firearms and ammo is EXACTLY why I want guns to be taxed, licensed and regulated. He's almost like a caricature of Second Amendment fetishists. I wonder if he works for The Onion.

That's part of this country's weird gunsturbatory culture of fascination with firearms. As if learning about them should be a mandatory thing. "People should know how to use them and maintain them!" WHY. It's an elective skill and not one that's terribly important for day to day existence.

Jennifer Aniston is unsure about about her path to motherhood? Hasn't she been pregnant (occasionally with twins) for the last 27 months?

No, but I hope that someone who might otherwise be confused by the idea that Ted Cruz speaks with knowledge of the law and Diane Feinstein is just a hysterical bitch, because Ted Cruz is a Harvard Law grad and Diane Feinstein only gave CPR to the corpse of Harvey Milk, might be swayed with a little critical thinking

It's what I do. ^_^

Or the low hanging fruit that is Sean Hannity's testicles.

Ha! +1

It's kind of telling that Ted Cruz - a "constitutional lawyer" I'm led to believe - does not understand that there ARE already exceptions to the First and Fourth Amendments. Libel, for instance, is not protected. Remember the warrantless wiretaps under Bush II, as well? The examples are numerous. The Bill of Rights is

TV is more fun, though.

That's why you wear slippers, too.

Well, at least he takes his socks off before sex, so kudos to the guy for that.

I believe we're on Bobby #3. The last one was thrown into a volcano to appease an angry January Jones after Bobby #2 said she was "kinda mean."

Oy. That's fucking crazy. That would never fly in my world. I hope someone digs up HIS living room.

Jeez, just trying to be optimistic!

Which is all true and has absolutely nothing to do with the ethics of "who makes money" if the film is profitable.

I'd much rather they be beholden to me as a fan

Very few actors/producers have the funds to just go off and shoot a movie or tv show funded with their own money

I think it's a valid question though. Fans front the money and...then what? I don't expect the movie to me a massive blockbuster raking in the same kind of cash as The Dark Knight, but who will actually see the profits once everyone's been paid? Joss Whedon made Doctor Horrible out of his own pocket, and everyone

Totally worth it just for the fridge. Right??

I'm all for celebrities being humble and everything, but even Olivia Wilde wants to fuck Olivia Wilde.