Haha. Math is hard.

Christ. I think I'd rather watch the Octomom porn.

Make sure you tell her that, too! She'll appreciate that you think she looks like somebody you desperately want to bang. Women like this approach. Trust.

Hahahahaha. I think all men need a dude like that in their life so they know how they look to everyone else.

"Hello, Domino's? I asked for my crust to be wheat, not for my delivery driver to be a creep."

Hey look, a bunch of teens who can't sing and got into their parents' Beatles collection.

I don't know, locking up offenders is pretty fucking educational to the population. Leading by example is not to underestimated.

You're either not understanding my point or I'm not making it clearly enough, but assuming it's the latter, but you're conflating someone who sounds like a Law and Order: SVU predatory rapist attacking strangers versus a stupid, horny jock, alone with a girl who wants to have sex. Men like this are socially…

I was focusing more on the "How do you educate someone..." part of your sentence.

How do you educate someone from taking what they want, when they want, knowing that they will likely get away with it?

"Wow, I hope you aren't actually in charge of Criminal Justice policy."

This is why we need better rape education for men. So they don't "accidentally" rape anyone.

This is just like the workout thread last week - all the smug running freaks talking about how many miles they run, how they hated it at first, how GOOD and HEALTHY they are now, zzzzzz.

I don't know if you read this, but Mother Jones has reported he was actually holding a (devenomized) king cobra under his desk. He accidentally blurted out he had a snake under there because he was overly excited at the prospect of pulling such an amazing prank, inadvertently ruining everything because he was so eager…

A man that secure and powerful is taking it up the ass daily.

Jezebel columnist Hugo Schwyzer has a new line of "for her" strap ons that also allow the woman to jizz on her man's face. Take it, take it all, you little bitch. It'll make you more secure. Bitch.

He really is like the emo (!) Joe Francis.

Hugo and Doug.

Ah, here's a nice, ragey reminder of why Joe Francis is a total shitheel.

It says a lot about Taylor Swift's niceness that Harry Styles - an overly-coiffed facsimile of pop stars from twenty years ago - is considered an "irresistible bad boy".