@knwldg: If you're thinking Android, you're mistaken. Lite versions have been around long before Android Market.

This is new? Lite versions have existed since the app store opened. Am I missing something?

@A.Jaswal: Get some 20" RIMs for it. Arooogah... this shit writes itself!

Sorry, I disagree with the author. Hierarchal menus and file systems are too ingrained into how we do computing. It also still works really well for now. If Apple's true intention was the elimination of said structure, they'd start at the bottom of the chain: kids to learn this new way. Just as they they did for my…

@FrankenPC: If they are assholes like AT&T, they want to bill you monthly to perform a simple one-time task.

@Alluvian: What if someone you love is calling from MotherFuckers' phone?

@colinPKT: Maybe it's the CAPS. I hear tell the kids love CAPS. Keep doing the lord's work, bro.

@Les Mikesell: I was going to say the Crackberry Curve but I think IN THE FACE! is probably correct.

@colinPKT: Wow... so long as you're not bitter about anything. Do you write children's books, by any chance?

People jailbreak their toaster?

I already have the entire Firefly series on a single disk.

@MotorboatJones: Ha! Just received the email now.

I purchased a bumper at the same time I ordered my iPhone 4 on launch day and I have not received one of these. Maybe I should call AppleCare... sure they aren't busy.

Banana Republic use to sell some great socks. Overpriced but my feet are worth it and they never looked or sounded better.

@cyberguruji: Ask the sales associate at Best Buy. I'm sure he/she would love to drop some "knowledge" on how they are the best and oh just so super and how you cannot possibly watch/listen/play with anything less.

@ManicSquirrel: Statistical Mania: Hmm, most people would find a wire-chewing cat unacceptable and eliminate it accordingly.

@Daveinva: I've never heard of Monster Mini Golf. They sell cables there?

@Ignignokt: I'll throw this back in your face now because this is a ridiculous argument.

@snitch: From what I've read, the reason negotiations fell through was on the back of Verizon wanting to lock it up and cripple some features. That's why Jobs told them to get fucked and went to AT&T. Verizon has a good network but it's because all their phones are locked down and I'm with you on that vcast crap.

@Hand_O_Death: Try $350