Ehhhh, i think that’s a stretch here. First of all, a large part of why everyone had Mason Crosby’s back is that his overall body of work has been that of a very reliable kicker.... So one day of having the yips was clearly an anomaly.

This firing was inevitable. Any organization that calls itself the Browns with helmets that are orange clearly does not care about Hue.

These people, if they have children, have nannies to get their kids ready. For those of us with little kids and no nannies, the “morning routine” is either taken up with begging a child to get out of bed or being woken up before dawn by a child you want to sleep in for fucking once.  Then it’s lots of crying and…

You’d be surprised... I’ve dried a lot of sink counters and thrown a few toilet liners on the floor before putting my changing mat down in a ton of places the last 2+ years....including places like hospitals, that you'd think would know better. 

Best Bachelor party I’ve ever been to was an all-day smoking class that taught us how to smoke an entire pig: ribs, shoulder, sausages, plus chicken and sides. You tended the fire and drank all day, then ate like kings as everything came off the smoker throughout the day before passing out at 8:30 PM thanks to a full…

As a Brewers fan, trust me, this is a rivalry. Not because we usually compete for the division (we don’t, we usually suck), but because the Cubs and their fans are insufferable pricks. Joe Maddon is the new Tony LaRussa. You see that pitch he argued about and got tossed? Braun’s PED-enhanced nipples are not in the…

Mock the Saints all you want, but gumbo is fucking delicious and there’s no getting around it.

I think I have a have a portal to another dimension in my stomach. The sushi dimension. No matter how much sushi there is on the table, I will eat it. It just keeps going in and I don’t know where it goes. Bring me out another one of those boats!  Omakase!!

I’ve seen a lot of silly question here, but the bowling one is one of the worst. Saying that bumpers would help you to 300 would be like saying that training wheels would help you win the Tour de France. Makes that little sense.

Waiter: Would you like some pepper, Mr. West?

I was waiting for him to put it in the dishwasher.  I guess he was just too chicken.

can you link to even one English speaking reporter complaining that Spanish speaking players dont know English? Even one from the past say 10 years?

“Damn it, Philly we better than this.”

By way of comparison, NBC only let one employee go today.

Potato pancakes and apple sauce. You are at the wrong place.

Ok, now you’re just trying to bait Wisconsinites. Chill out. That’s what you west coastians are good at, right?

Having graduated in college in 2005, I had both the Tucker Max and Maddox books. I would like to believe I wasn’t as much of a POS as they were, but as I was gleefully gorging on their materials, its hard to argue otherwise. Great write-up on how things have and continue to change, and the accountability many of us…

Amen, Barry. The most indelible moment of the game for me was Puig’s reaction to not getting to the ground-rule double. He wanted that ball So Damn Bad and was absolutely scalding that he couldn’t get to it. And he made the glove pay for it. There is nothing more satisfying as a fan than to see a player who cares…

Oh come on, nobody believes you’ve got friends.

I’m going to wish every Trump mouthbreather who says, “We’re only saying Merry Christmas now!” a “Joyous Antetokounmpo”.