“Also, where do we complain about Smoltz using irregardless.”

Of course, Kyrie thought he was speaking to a reporter from the Boston Rectangle.

THIS AARON RODGERS, HE DOES IT IN DALLAS SO MUCH, I CALL HIM DEBBIE.

Regardless of what happened afterwards, by displaying tongue technique like that Puig is unlikely to ever be stranded at third again.

I mean, Panama’s entire existence is predicated on letting things through.

I’m usually more forgiving of kickers (it’s not an easy job, even given perfect conditions) but this noodlefoot robbed America of a 2-3 Patriots team, so, off to hell with him.

Is there a reason the NFL won’t implement a targeting rule similar to college football’s rule? Holy shit that was a disgusting hit. Easily worth an ejection and suspension.

Saw the thumbs up, but did anyone see him move his legs. Cheap shot, should get suspension. Also Bears suck, hard.

‘Get me Jon Gruden!’

Still cracks me up:

Have you actually read the post, you clown?

boil corn in milk?

And then he blamed “all sides.”

Diana thanks for working late on a Friday to get this out. You are one of Deadspin’s greatest assets, please keep up the good work.

One of my favorite things about the video of fans reacting to the pick is the lone Packer fan laughing his ass off in the background.

Thank fucking god the Cubs won a World Series so their insufferable fans could finally enjoy a win and just politely shut the fuck up. Oh wait. Never mind. I forgot they’re from Chicago. All of the racism and inferiority complex of Boston with none of the charm! Meanwhile, I can’t enjoy a single enjoyable thing about…

How do you know that. The issue with the brewers are the bats they went cold you think the bats will stay cold for 60 games you really believe your cubs are back and better then the Astros Dodgers Nats cub fans are so funny sweep teams like Baltimore and the braves and there the best team in baseball now

“No I’m not high or drunk I just want to play more football.”

Actually, it’s the sound of every employee at every single digital media platform on the planet typing “The Juice Is Loose” at the same time

I’ve taken my kids to a bunch of breweries and bars that had kids menus. BOOM.