I'd slap on my greasy wife beater, a NASCAR trucker hat and grab me some fishin' poles second I drove it off the lot. Nah, fuck it - I'd come prepared. And ain't even a redneck. Not to suggest the intended target audience here, but something in this truck makes me want to be one, if only for a day.

As long as it's a TEAM effort. T.E.A.M. TEAM!

Kernel never panics, it just reports. You do the panicking. ;-)

Can you or someone PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASEEEEEEE EXPLAIN WHAT THE FUCK IS SO SPECIAL ABOUT "CASH"?

Ive had a perma-boner since I first saw it. I think I should call my doctor. The only thing I'd add - make the door removable and hard top roof too. I'd like a doorless, roofless pickup please.

Wtf is this? I could have read a back of aerosol can while shitting instead if this!

#cotd #coty

U think they gonna work it out?

Very reluctant cp. like the tongue in cheek kit car but price is too much. It think it would be a fun little clownmobile to drive around. It makes a statement that you're either delusional or free spirit that is cash smart and don't give a damn what others think. Wait, that's a banged up 80s Chevy I am thinking of.…

Lost my breakfast. Thanks for posting Jabba the Twat

Also this. Is "LILFREND" plate too emasculating u think?

I'm abut 1h away. I might just let the irrational side in me freak out

I snickered. Thanks for that, it was getting dusty in here, eyes were getting misty.

Needs moar cowbell, tho.

Also, from another source elsewhere on the web:

Saw one in person - magnificent car, lust-worthy. But for a celeb? Pffft. No AC? No Heater? No traction control? Surely you've mistaken someone who wants an expensive status symbol, not just an expensive status symbol AND a sophisticated machine, requiring some passion.

Thorin, you're highly functional. For some of the hard-core procrastinators, this much work would be even more burdensome or better yet - become a distraction in itself. Instead of focusing on the actual work, one is writing the "story for next day".

I'm not a pickup guy. I never was. The Jeeps always kinda left me cold, except the Sahara edition, which I thought would be nice to have as a toy car but too expensive to be a toy car. That red one? Yeah. I'd buy it in a heartbeat and slap TONKA, MATEL, or HASBRO stickers what not all over it - don't care. I need that…

Put me down on that pre-order list too! I'll take mine with turbo diesel and 6 speed. Thanx.

I think the article meant "taxi" driving your drunk ass home. Not YOU driving this B Class ugliness home.