motorboatingsob-old
MotorboatingSOB
motorboatingsob-old

A well deserved heart click. Which you can flip upside down and treat it as a ballsack click - for having the balls to taunt this dickhead. :-)

You gave me a big smile. Gonna go kiss my baby's NACA vents good night and pat it on the spoiler. And yeah, sticking silly CTS-V with "HUMBLE U" license plate earlier today was rather sweet. :-)

I hear bitches like being called "broads" these days.

I hear they like musicals even more, the ones with subliminal messages, specifically

Skated from from 6-9.... ha ha ha

"I once went to a ballet blog and found articles about cars"

I'm sure there's a perfectly logical explanation to this. Some elect to have barbed wire... this is.... Fuck. I can't.

Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?

based on that spermatoza (sp?) tattoos on his arms, I highly doubt the girls is the real reason he joined ballet. I bet ballet dancing has lightened his weight in loafers substantially.

Insurance company can offer low rates because it knows that it's unlikely to be stolen and should it be totaled, replacement value will be laughably low.

ditto... anything with BMW badge, for that matter. Most unreliable, terribly depreciating douche status symbols ever made.

Uh... so 10% off of 100 is better than 12% off 50. Whowouldathunkit?

Along with Buick, GMC, and Mazda (yeah, I said it. and it includes your beloved Miaaaaataaaaata)

not trolling, but I have to ask. of all the cars that are available at price you paid for your caliber, why did you get that car? I couldn't see myself owning one, even if someone gave it to me for free. I'd sell it and buy something else. I just want to understand how does one buy something that screams so loudly

God god, Mitsubishi still sells cars in US? Who are they selling to??? And what? I can't recall the last time in the past 1.5 decades that I felt compelled to check out what was for sale in Mitsu showroom. And Diamante I owned was one of the worst horrible pieces of shit I ever owned. The Eagle Talon TSi (Mitsu

I can undestand. Half of my father's family was murdered by nazis. My mother was deeply disappointed when ubought a pos bmw. Besides the car being utter piece of unreliable shit that spent more time in the shop than on the road, I got plenty of ridicule from my jewbros. Alas, I got then to stfu when I pointed out that

mmmmmm healthy

I sort of have a soft spot for 3000GT, VR4, and old AWD eclipse spyder

can we add the entire Nissan line-up, sans GT-R, first gen Murano and Z, to the list? The last sexy maxima was the 88 model for me. I also kinda dug the successor - 89 - 93?? everything nissan has pumped out (again, sans first gen Murano, Z and GT-R) has been tooth-achingly boring.

any car that drives without major mechanical issues and a modicum of creature comforts like power windows and HVAC can be considered a "good car". THE REST IS GRAVY.