they must have settled on east coast. I've seen 3 just last week. Maybe because in cali no one wants an overweight, ugly, slow gas guzzler desparately enough. Most of the folks I see driving these are way past their expiration date and possibly have returned from the dead already.

They douche in Europe? Well, color me surprised.

Here, here! CBP 6MT TypeS owner here...

You shut up! I'm going to call my lawyer and he's going to arrest you!!!!!

What? no one bothered to bomb the stealership's listings yet? I mean c'mon people, it's not like they are legally binding, you know?

*in albanian accent*

He should count his blessings. He could have been an owner of a "BM needs a whole lot of Werke". One does not buy a BMW - one simply rents for as long as money and patience are plentiful. When either one runs out, the Big Money Waste product is returned back into rotation, seeking yet another unsuspecting wallet and…

You'll be hearing from the offices of Ali Frazel, Camelblowington, and Punjabijabijabi

Did anyone factor in the fuel that BMW saves while it sits in the shop, waiting for yet another repair? Because I think those numbers would look even better. The reliability numbers, on the other hand... well, let's just keep those under wraps, shall we?

am I the only one who can't wait for the day when drifting will be considered as retarded as neon-colored parachute pants, flat top haircuts with a comb stuck in it, and as gay as sporting a pager would be these days?

I thought that my generation (Gen X) was considered the last "dumb" generation.

didn't see your post before I posted, but damn. it's like you read my mind. yeah. horsepower (+fun) + volvo (-bland styling) do not compute in my mind

Yeah, I know the whole "because sleeper" thing is kinda trendy these days but big HP + VOLVO is an oxymoron of DIV/0 proportions. If car is considered a penis extension, this is an antithesis thereof... I feel my manhood retreat and turn into Vulva when my eyes see a Volvo.

I thought MJ was THE original "iCrotch grabber", among "iChild Crotch Grabber"... no?

why o why with all the things that can happen behind the wheel, this debile cretin is still wasting my oxygen, let alone with his "singing"? can't he pull James Dean or something?

"Sanjay Varma" is as far as I would go. Sorry, my experience dealing with Indian people in ANY kind of interaction has been... well, let's just say I try to avoid them at all costs, even if it means paying premium. I don't know if it's a cultural thing or just my luck, but... political correctness can go f*ck itself…

I make it a point to avoid dealerships that have an excessive number of bad reviews. What's excessive? Anything less than 3 stars out of 5 or 80% positive in reviews. IN ebay reviews? I wouldn't take anything less than 98% positive feedback.

reading and comprehension fail? They DON'T want to sell the car for underpriced 7K less 1500. they want him to GTFO AND pay THEM 1500.

"...a roll bar that appears to offer about as much protection as a Catholic-brand condom."

Here, here. I"m usually the one complaining about the cold water in the urinal and intimidating horses in the process.