They see me rollin, they haytin...

Faster than a kid in his moms Camry, laughing at you revving up that ol merican "muscle car". That's how fast I'd expect to go in anything that carries a vette badge. But that's just me.

They weren't invented then. I hear there's an 8 track to iPhone adapter though

This screams mazda so much, it makes me want to feed it to H1

I'm sure there's a quite serious and raunchy joke in there, something about the barely dressed lady, yellow, helmet... but I think it deserves to remain classy. Class. I has it.

someone needs to bury that poor pterodactyl carcass... this is just disgraceful.

Du hast uber-gelee? :-)

Is intake manifold carbon build-up still included free of charge? Because nothing screams "legendary german reliability" than having to overhaul your engine every 5K miles or so....

I think THIS [gizmodo.com] marketing dude finally found a job: creating ads like the one above.

Spit Cup, you say?

This is dumber than Dan Quale and more CP than Dubya Sr. could ever afford to buy for W. Simply there aren't enough rocks in the world to describe the CP eliteness of this abomination.

Or for about the same $$$ you can get a much less red-neckish, less HP/more balls GT-R that will do 0-60 under 3.

You're on... Got Enzo sitting around you'd consider trading for a well-kept 2010 GT-R? :D

It's not precisely "language" as more of a "jibba-jabba" - as it's not going to be seeing the showroom window filtered light of day any time soon.

I used to commute about 130 miles a day for 2.5 years in an 2003 RSX Type-S, 1/2 of it was in Philly traffic. The most comfortable and fun experience I had in a 6 speed car... and this is considering my ownership history included 1986 Toyota Supra, 1995 Acura Integra GS-R, 2000 BMW 328Ci, and 2008 Acura TL Type S…

I sold my RSX Type S with 50K miles and NO ISSUES, as a matter of fact - I put about $2K worth of parts/service/maintenance before the sale. I wish I could buy used cars from myself.

#COTD, LMAO, WIN!!!

It's called the "/S" tag, S.

U troll?

I can fall asleep on it in a broad day light after chasing a pound of speed with a gallon of coffee, mixed with 5 hour energy and 20 cans of Red Bull. It's not a car - it's an oversized land dinghy.