I got 3 words for you: Bee Emm Double You. (or is it 4?)

H-clicked for equating retarded-looking douche with another one... at least one of them is funny and adorable and the other one is a car.

Several Nissan products made my teenage mind lust so badly, I had all my notebooks inscribed with these venerable logos:

Got one now... willing to trade it in for THAT one.

#COTD worthy. I LOL'd

I can haz dush begg free wiz car?

Ples us newe batdge.

Justinbieberpocalypse.

pssst... someone pushed your shit in, errr, I mean your badonkadonk is as flat as Cameron Diaz's chest.

hahahahaha 54k buwhahahahaha 54 k? right? you're serious? wow. that's a steep price to pay for douche badge. crack pipe all the way to Bavaria.

I wish I could heart-click you for nothing more than placing "Douchebag" and "Cowboys" in one sentence, as redundant as that may be. :-)

Not enough... Only nuke.

Can't believe there are 415 retards (or blind people?) that voted NP... wow.

In russian, "Panoz" sounds like "Panos", which in english translates to "Diarrhea". How fitting, especially given the color.

Hey, those disks are Pep Boys Exclusive and Limited Edition and they're BOGO - which is prety AWESOME! And they come with Icy Hot Stunnaz seal of approval!

Oh, and this capuccino machine

Any car, really. I would like to go peacefully, in my sleep... not like my passengers, flailing arms, screaming. That's just embarrassing and un-graceful.

Spinnaz.... with LEDs displaying message like: YEAH, I'LL HIT IT!

LMAO!!! Well done! Wait, did Lincoln ever have a "sporty" car? No, re-badged Thunderbird (err, I mean Mark VII) doesn't count.