Also, what the heck is up with those rudders/fins in the back? Or is it a seafaring hybrid vessel? In which case, sign me up and stick a pair of Yamaha V8's far aft

That's my sentiment exactly... however, I think we risk being evicted from Jalop for daring to dream this wouldn't arrive as a Scitbox aimed at your average Justin Bieber-look alike with a generous allowance.

Not trolling but post above summarizes why releasing this car as a (all bark, no bite) Scion would turn off plenty of potential buyers.

Ok, take this car, give it AWD, make it little bigger, give it a ballzy engine, a 6MT, badge it as Lexus, price it under $50K, give it 0-60 in sub 4.6 and I'd buy it. Scion? It might as well come with a Pedobear bobblehead figure for anyone over 25.

Godzilla will still eat it for lunch. You know which one I'm talking 'bout. Yeah, that one.

Great... that means I have to go back to Maxwell? Folgers? Heavens forbid Sanka cans? DARNITSOMUCH!

Uh oh, better get MAACO

That's opening a box of Pandora (jewelry)

...and here's a shot right before it happened

A hard hard effort for COTD paid off... enjoy your 15.

Oh, cool, double lids instead of one! Reminds me of this single-lid contraption

No, it's got more of a "a p3n0r goes where????!!!" look on its scared face.

#WINNING

Is it wrong that I see RX8/Mazda6 "inspired" styling there?

Isn't "L" on a forehead of the owner sufficient enough of a warning?

Dear Buckus, here ya go.

SHHHHH!!!!! DON'T SAY "SUPRA" Unless you want all the halfwit trolls to crawl from under the bridge.

In RWD, I'd rather take Camaro then Scion (especially considering that they're thinking 20K+ for this?)