That was said with a tongue in cheek, in case you didn't get it.

I was expecting a Toyota to show up with a Supra. Ever seen (Celica) Supras of the 80's - small, fun, sporty, stylish? So, why surprise at my expectation to see a Supra?

Then this slab of fail is the very definition of gawdy..

Sad Audi-wannabe is sad... First, Cry Slur tried to mimic Bentley and earned its rightful place in da hood. Now, it looks like it's trying to mesh Civic rims to Audi headlights to Frigidaire-inspired styling and throwing in a big engine to mask the stench of it all glued together. I still remember the dash that…

I'm torn, actually... on one hand - I have a perfectly respectable TL Type S 6MT in the drive way... yet, I'm driving around in RSX because it's "more economical".... Interestingly enough, I could sell the RSX these days at healthy $10K+ because of used, fuel efficient cars being in high demand.

SCION??? REALLY??? SCION???? FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

correct. plead the good ol' 5th. if he was a jerk, he could have written you up full bore and had you on the record admitting guilt. you're not under obligation to testify. Also, I'm not exactly sure if this is true, but I was under the impression that radar worked only when stationary, not while the cop's vehicle is…

Or better yet - don't fight him. If you're getting a ticket, I'd opt for the one that doesn't involve wasting at 2 days of my life in a hellhole that is Phila traffic court. I'd rather just suck it up, pay the fine for a non-point ticket. Everybody wins - I don't miss a day from work, cop doesn't have to show up to…

@flux: To quote Eddie Murphy: ""Well, tell Bill I said have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up. Jello pudding-eating motherfucker."

Clocked 88 in 55. Cop wrote me a non-point ticket simply for following the simple rules outlined on O&A (for free): Put your flashers on, move to safety, ensure cop is also out of danger, turn dome lights on, hold your hands on steering wheel, be nice, be polite, be respectful.

Try Phila Courts - they have plenty of gentlemen in cheap suits, just hanging around court house, handing out cards with "ESQ" inscribed on them. They charge $200 total. 5 mins worth of work to basically do the same thing you can with some brains.

HE wanted to have you admitting guild, as many times today they have recording equipment on them - I know local cops record all convos/stops. He was coming towards you. Keeping in mind basic premise: Innocent until proven guilty beyond reasonable doubt, you just threw that right away.

Didn't realize Jalop was now running ads as "news"... Seriously? A lawyer for plea bargain? Last I checked, most offenses, unless you had something EXCEPTIONALLY CRAZY, like Reckless driving, racing, DUI - most of the time results in a fine and a plea bargained "no points" crap.

He he he... I hear ya - I commuted from Oxford Valley (Langhorne) to Wilmington for 2.5 years - thats about 65Mi each way. Ticketed 2x for being a dumb a$$ - once in a speed trap I knew well - right by the airport, they like to hide behind the overpass ramp... another one heading back home right by Bridge street -…

Buh Buh Buh... BILLY ZANE! What? You never heard of him? Oh. yeah. you're right. It did suck. Damn.

Come si dice "Crack Pipe" in Italiano? Looks aside, it's still Alfa, it's still old, it is still.. how do you say in English... "denaro fossa"?

Anytime I see a Panamera, I want it soooooooooooooo bad... and the anguish makes me settle for something less - Panera Bread sammich.

Best advise I ever got: be polite, respectful and cooperative with police. Got me off with a stern talking to, written warning or at least non point violation more than once. Most respectful police encounter ever: Virginia for doing 85 in 55. Cop actually appologized for ticketicking me, but told me he ticketed me for…