@vdiddy210 - Can Also Drive 90 in a 40: Is that a new Taurus SHO? Oh, wait, it must be new Camry. Noh. wait. It's a Huyndai, amirite? Right?
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@thedukeofnukem: The explanation most commonly overheard: Modest Luxury. It's a pollitically correct move, given our harsh economic times. Upper management frowns upon executives that have to fire hundreds of Joe-blows, citing poor economic conditions, while pulling up to the corporate parking lot in a newly leased…
Even with Ron Jon treatment, it still looks like crap... err, I mean Camry.
@BrianMadigan: Glad to hear you're practicing this "walking" thing. Now that you're a MB owner, I suspect you'll be quite familiar with it. Also recommended: service area breathing to soothe your nerves, deep massage of your wallet to keep credit cards &/or cash you'll need to keep it running, and vulkan death grip to…
@Bueller: Ditto! That's why I ended up buying this beauty back in August, instead of SH-AWD
@Radio Shapoopy! Flyer: If it's your first night, wear a sheer lace gown? Or was it knee pads? Sorry, I got ejected for bad behavior.
@paulgraz: Soon enough, someone will push your kid's vulva in in his Toyota. Ironic.. Isn't it?
WHAT!!!!????? NO 24" spinners???!!!! THIS IS ATTROCIOUS!
@Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Hey, I know Chelsea put on some weight after getting married but to call our former president's daughter a Tractor... is UN-AMERICAN!
@KeyserSöze: That made me smile... and wanted me to pet you on your head, give you some oreos and milk... and Jesus juice. Wait. Scratch that! Just milk and cookies.
I always thought French flag was white... Well, maybe yellow. Huh.
@patman: C'mon, make your mechanic smile, make economy churn - buy a used Porsche. Car rental companies will thank you also.
@Alfisted: I see what you did thar...
@mkbruin: Oh jeez... I'm glad you're so passionate about the car that brings tears to my eyes. To each his own. Enjoy your Fiat.
@AMGkiller: I doubt that anyone who owns this car can honestly pull an all-nighter with any willing partner. Perhaps 5 sweaty minutes... tops.
Please make it as a coupe with 6 speed pleeeeeees? I'll run to dealership with a deposit now.
@mkbruin: Have you actually driven a 300 series or any other Chrystler product for that matter? I've had a rental and I swear it should have been used as an "enchanced interrogation" device. I've yet to experience more horrid ergonomics, a boat-like handling, and fuel economy circa 1970's.
@vpcmotorsport: Honest, Educated, Responsible Person... and Dishonest, Egregiously Repugnant Prick .... but what does the horse mean?