@Geisterfahrer: Only Project Management Professionals drive it? That explains it's obvious lack of any distinct or exciting features.

Curious to find out if the new one's looks, fit, and finish will be just as ghetto as it's predicessor or will they turn up the "gheto rolls" factor to 11.

@AMGkiller: Including the one that it's (presumably male) driver's wearing?

@Rafael Garavello Soares: Hey, that's.. that's... that's... 2010 MEDIOCRITY sedan I keep hearing about! This ride is as sweeeeet as water!

@Jones Foyer: It's "MURMONS". Plural form of MURANOMORONS.

@The Squalor and the Fury: Her real last name is "Cockburn"... yes, she does... yes, she does...

@jinlee: If that skelator looks anything like her, I'd do them both. At the same time. And blog about it next day. Everywhere.

@dataPOG: Don't forget sharp knees, puffy nipples, a belly you can bounce quarters off of... Clearly, sir, you're not into trannies. Step aside, then please, there are people in line waiting to hit that like... well, unlike anything you've ever experienced or have a frame of refrence for... and I am one of them.

@The Squalor and the Fury: Oh yeah. I'd wreck that chick... shortly after I emerge from my bunker... again. damn, there it goes. brb.

The bigger issue is finding stuff you want to play out on vinyl. Everyone and their mother has gone MP3/WAV. Thanks Beatport, Audiojelly, and other online DJ stores for killing off the format.

@Isetta: Yeah. I'd pump her and her kin.

@nicholas1987ucsb: It makes me sad I bought a monochrome, 4MB RAM!, 20MB HD Toshiba laptop in 1993... :(

I'll take Koenigsegg Trevita, please.... It's from another world, so it doesn't classify as Europe, geography be damned!

@Neener: I was going to post a scornful remark about your lack of personality, total blandness, and boringness that evokes suicide in others. Yet, I don't feel compelled enough to do that. You sire are too mediocre for me to make fun of you. I don't know if I like you or don't care about you. Actually, I don't care…

I am a sucker for just about any sports car in that shade of blue... but nothing screams louder "D-BAG!" than BMW... Well, only Porsche does.

@Tiberiuswise: People's Republic of NJ? I always thought it was United Soviet Socialist Republic of Newjersiya.

@bourgeoisie: There's one little difference. In US these actions are considered a capital crime and not advertised as a Friday night entertainment: "Come for infidel beheading, stay for kebabs and baklava!"

@Isetta: I like the subtle racism too. Today, it would be a shot of an Asian couple talking to a black salesman, while a white washed out sports star that younger generation doesn't recognize would be pitching the joys of a European sedan, rebadged with a Ford or Buick logo.

@pauljones: If this doesn't get a COTD, no - COTY, my Ukrainian born hands will take a good ole American baseball bat (made in china) and smash my Japanese car.

@quattrofl: Shame about his lack of balls, but hey - as long as he got your name, they won't care. Besides, you can always sick a quad exhaust (prosthetic gonads equivalent) and aside from being fruitless, none will be the wiser about his shortcomings. Ha, get it - short COMINGS?