@FasterThanJamesMay: Or read one of the complaints in my lemon law case against BMW NA

@bacon117: At first I thought you were some sick perv with a fetish for swirl-tattooed escorts... But then I got teh funneh and I lol'd.

@two wheels are enough: Lets see how high they jump when they see the $50k+ price sticker.... Or when they have to take it weekly for various glitches, flaws, malfunctions.

And to think I could have bought the very same car for measly $2600 only 16 short years ago... In this time I would have nearly doubled my investment!!! Damn my total lack of inner Gordon Gekko!

@LuciferV8: Me, I deal only with Japanese diplomats waiting for me at MY JFK airport. If one is not around, usually USMC sergeants hit me up to stash their honestly stolen... Er.. I mean honestly found Saddam's millions. And when that fails, there's a good source of steady income from my Microsoft, Google and Bing…

@super_hellwar: Id rather drive my Acura than live with people who are ok with stoning, beheading, mutilating and being quite profficient with killing other people for offenses as serious as drawing some pedophile nutjob.

@David Hume: Hoagie? you MUST be from Philly. Whaddup, neighbor!

@yipcanjo:

That dealer's blurb had me thinking of Jerky Boys: "I am going to call my lawyer and he's going to arrest you!"

@skaven: I bet they feel Viped out sometimes... just sayin.

Was property damaged? Not know, since the car sold and it's outside of US.

Great, now he can haul tampons and cookies home in under 5 minutes, just in time to watch his hunny's favorite girly show.

@FrankenPC: it's weird but I think once you become a parent, your instincts immediately shift from self-preservation to offspring-preservation mode. There were times when I reacted to some percieved dangers not even thinking of what would happen to me, like leaping after my daugher when she slipped down the (*gasp*…

@LastActionZero: I'm in Philly and my RSX is gonna be up for grabs next week. I did my best to un-rice it and still have all original parts.

@LuckyChuck: What if my hot wife is in the other seat, is it cool for me to be seen in one?

My vote goes to any non-muscle car, non-american, non-exotic convertible. Driving one screams "Middle Management Douche".

@John Carter: Damn... that's a shiatty way to go.

@LuckyChuck: Woe is me... Guilty as charged. I'd hang out in HS parking lot but for different reasons... Damn the restraining order!

@RamblinReck89: completely disagree. It screams "I'd stick your cement shoe-outfitted body in a trunk, if my top wasn't down"

@Octomac: Wow. Done in two. I'm driving a souped-up, riced out, and mollested by original owner... Acura RSX Type-S. Sure it's a 6 speed in blue. But the whale wing, maxwell house exhaust and bunch of other ding-dongs that came with the car make it somewhat unsuitable of a ride for a gentlemen in his mid-thirties.…