@FrankenPC: Is that counting the 72 Virgins/eeach?

@Jackie: Old and busted - dick in a box. New hotness - dick in a bag.

@TTopJohn: You hereby revoked your right to even peek at new Z28 spy photos.

@electricarchie: I'm sure there's a joke regarding pope, vomit, Ferrari and a child... But I wouldn't touch it with a ten yard crucifix.

@komododave: holly shit, the LSD is kicking in!!!

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@Jim-Bob wants a Yaris: It's "42"... quite simple.

@boomchek: Ne pizdi, skotina.

@Scandinavian Flick:

@BeanBone: The actual meaning of that comment is "The owner of VAZ should consider losing his pasport, changing his name and wearing a (hat/beard) disguise for next 10 years"

@TheTonyShow: The owner appears to be a short-skirted hottie that earned this SLS by expertly extracting baby batter out the nozzle of the sponsor. She gets to ride the car and he gets to ride her - it's only fair.

@Turboner: Hey, how you doin?

Drugs. Serious bizness.

I recall every time seeing one and mistaking it for a Ford (anal) Probe. Still do. Pass the lighter, please.

@grzydj: Sent gold-plated Tonka replica! Fake! Filed dispute, only got $200 back!! Scammer!

I got a rice-burner RSX Type-S that I paid cash for after my TL lease ran out. Why? It was cheap, it's fun, and I get 32Mpg with a 6 speed 200hp engine.

@Shift5G: To each his own. Last point: after sticking 50K miles on my TL in 3 years, I sold it for roughly $10K less than I paid for it, taxes included.

@Shift5G: I've owned only 2 beemers: the 525 and the 328ci - both were bought brand new, both had number of mechanical, electronic, and other issues resulting in having to take the car to the shop when it happened. Over my 8 years of BMW ownership, I averaged about 8 days a year in a shop. For a brand new car, even…

@veronykah:

@DanielXP: Should I even invoke the 7 series repair record? Visit BMW shop and do a quick inventory, will ya? I realize my car may have not been the norm and while I didn't qualify for lemon law statute, I did win "breach of warranty" arbitration.