Pshhhh.

CODE BROWN! Level Unsolved Crime.

None. The cool thing to do is to build a bike, not ride something decked out at the fucking dealer. Cool people buy USED bikes and customize them. Lame people sign pieces of paper.

This whole shot just fills my brain with "wtf how is this even possible?"

When I was still in my 20s, I used to race bikes before I got old and went back to racing cars. My wife and I had been together for a while when I decided to sell the bikes and picked up (your favorite) a 944 to run in Spec. After a year-long build, I took the car out for a HPDE weekend at Buttonwillow.

Obligatory 'this is how big the Isle of Man circuit is in comparison to every other track' picture. It's the one that goes around the rest of them.

After the adrenaline OD wore off, I started to gently appreciate the many weird & wonderful ways in which I'd die if I were him.

I meant based on it's looks....cuz you know, 1997 MV Agusta F4...completely indistinguishable from this one.

I like the idea of it without stickers. Perhaps all red....

This might be breaking the rules but screw it. 2004 Suzuki GSX-R 600, it is the fastest $4000 you can buy. It also has lots of tasteful mods. Listed at $4000. 4 wheels moves the body, 2 wheels moves the soul. http://www.kijiji.ca/v-street-cruis…

They like motorcycles on the game cause they're one of two things: