“Be excellent to each other son.”  

“Daddy, why do we celebrate Keanumas”

There once was an idiot from Limerick,

If you like cars, don’t live in an HOA.

Please Excuse My Dumb Algebra Story

Arms dealer: Here is 20 MIG. Best Russian planes. What banana republic want fighter jet?

Alfa’s keys to “success”:

“Correct me if I’m wrong, but it seems most if not all of the Giulia Quad’s issues seem to be rooted in software glitches, not component/manufacturing defects. “

You are missing the important bit here. Did the community win the Village of the Year Award?

The first time I as at the Simeone, my kids were under 10. They started up the Grand Sport inside the museum, and the noise scared the crap out of both of them.  They both were startled back a few feet. 

The demo days when they take various cars out for a spin in the parking lot are great. Highly recommended. Plus the…

Nut milks have been called milk all the way back to proto-Indo-European languages, dating back about three millennia. Dairy farmers are greedy assholes who get fat sucking on the teat of massive government subsidies and then whining about having to compete for market share.

[Running up the stairs, panting]

Seriously, where is literally the other half of this article?

Some truths are universal. I6 motors being the best is one of those truths.

Ballaban’s advice boarders on malpractice.

You’re in Houston, TX (as I am). It’s time to exercise your obligation to own a fancy truck. I suggest an 07 up Cadillac Escalade EXT (I call mine an Escalanche). All of them are 6.2l (400+ hp) and AWD. Awesome for road trips... and when you don’t need to use the truck bed it stays covered and works like a big ol…

Their innovation will be self-cleaning floormats.

A Duesenberg flying car!

When one is stolen the owner will say “Where in the world is my Carmen Hispano-Suiza?”

What’s next?  A Panhard autonomous vehicle?