This article took so many detours I forgot how it started.

I remember our student teacher read The Indian in the Cupboard to us in 4th grade. He was amazing, he did voices for all the characters, really brought the book to life. And I’m sure there’s plenty of problematic stuff in it in retrospect, but the book at least gave you an inkling that natives aren’t all a monolith,…

I know! Who but Guitar Center tech dorks ever listened to Joe Satriani?

It’s wrong!

To be fair, he traded up.

Hard Rain is the biggest piece of shit. Seriously, it’s laughably bad.
I remember a Weekend Update joke when it premiered...
“Christian Slater was temporarily let out of jail to attend the premiere of his new film, Hard Rain. After half an hour, Slater asked to be returned to his cell.”

Rick began “The Walking Dead” saga looking for his family; he ends it with... A completely different family.

I wouldn’t say Netflix just aired Season 3 of I Think You Should Leave (it’s been almost a year and it better be coming back for season 4), but a new Tim Robinson project is always good news.

So, did any of these folks on social media check with Ms Dunst before they started putting words in her mouth?

Yeah, that is one hell of a long bow being drawn there. The guy is allowed to have his own opinions on his own career trajectory.

...workers are a part of industry...

Jeez, dude, all we said was it didn’t make sense for Texas and California to start a civil war together.

Well you see, when one wants to take a molehill and convince others that it’s actually a mountain, a bit of creative license is necessary. 

Genuinely don’t get how Garland being open about his plans is ‘sabotaging’ the movie

Here’s what the headline should have been:

He was definitely noteworthy in Gen V.

“27"

“Now I’m not just about making your home great again!”

A reboot wouldn’t need Richardson, because it’s obvious that at least some time in the intervening 25 years, Jill Taylor 100% would have wised up and left her asshat of a husband. Tim Taylor in 2024 is definitely a divorced sad dad living bitterly alone, unable to grasp how his current state of a affairs is a direct…

The neighbor is dead, one son is a felon, one son doesn’t want to be involved, one son wants a bigger role.