This has to be one of the phoniest couples in Hollywood and that’s saying something.

“Track Palin” is also a believable Star Wars name.  Is that better?

they are just the most exhausting people in the universe.  he has retroactively made me dislike “parents just dont understand” simply because of the exhaustion that its consequences have wrought.

Has anyone checked on Will’s manwich?

I don’t see anything wrong with his sneakers.

also we have been dragging will for approximately 2 years at this point.

Your perspective is whats interesting. Its not about getting the “icks” from her.. She tried to make a business on ‘family honesty’...and now shes like “Surprise I was divorced that entire time I was being “honest”....oh btw I am also dropping a memoir so I am gonna be lying some more to get attention again.”

Pussy Facing the World feels like either a great band name or the best title for a best selling memoir.

Does Will Smith know about this? Or is he just learning about it now?

Jada Pinkett Smith will never divorce him because nobody gives a shit about Jada Pinkett. 

Somebody’s crazy, and for once it ain't me.

Weirder.  It’s all weirder.  Every time I learn something more about these two...weirder.

They are what used to simply be called ‘a fucking mess’.

I take back on the negative things I’ve said about their children. They are as well adjusted as they could be, considering all this nonsense.

“I thought, ‘This is a skit.’ Like many people watching the incident unfold on live TV, she didn’t believe it was real at first,” she told the outlet.

Hoda Kotb. Was that one of the characters in the Star Wars cantina scene?

They could have spent the past 7 years in therapy, but it is clear they haven’t

This may be the retcon of all retcons. Dave Filoni should give her a call for Mandoverse brainstorming.