Yes, being full time drug addicts doesn’t pay much. 

I believe Cher had her son “kidnapped” to get him into rehab and away from his wife who is probably co-dependent with him. Cher owned the house that her son and his wife lived in and evicted her. Does this clear it up?

There’s an exception for solo-writer projects, and the minimums kick in after six episodes if the project isn’t specifically contracted as a solo show. 

One can question whether it’s morally acceptable, but the film itself is strong evidence that this kind of nudity is legally above board. Romeo and Juliet was a wildly popular and critically acclaimed film released by a major studio that has been shown in high school classrooms for the past half century. It’s simply…

Well, 7th graders are well-known for their trenchant observations about the inappropriate behind-the-scenes activities from film versions of Shakespeare.

The underpants gnomes had a better plan.

So the actress meets this business manager 50+ years after making the movie. He introduces her to a therapist who convinces her she’s been traumatized (sounds a lot like the ones who convinced their kids their parents molested them), hires her a lawyer (who fabricates quotes from his client), tries to find connections…

I don’t know. The Supreme Court has made a few doozies recently, so Marinozzi may just be getting ahead of whatever’s in the judicial pipe.

Marinozzi is currently trying to hire a new judge to retry the case in federal court.

He’s a Michelangelo guy. What do you expect from a party dude?

Would anyone at Paramount who was with the studio in 1968 have ties to “Epstein Island”? What the hell is even the point here 

“People will watch the entire series and then roll right into watching it again, and to me, that means we ended it properly,” he said.

“I’ve been looking forward to this for a long time!”

“Looks like I’m going nowhere...I gotta finish ‘cleaning’ those two droids!”

They can’t get away with this. Resolution: from now on, “jatz” the in-universe term for jizz. As in “Luke was afraid Uncle Owen would catch him after jatzing all over the turbo-toilet.”

Tell your friends: in the Star Wars Universe “jizz” = jazz and “jatz” = jizz.

Maybe you should just stick with the jizz jokes.

Han came first. 

*at a Disney Star Wars pitch session*

It’s like Disney is trying to suck all the spunk out of star wars.