I never trusted Brad. He just had one of those faces.

Tim Allen, funnily enough.

Ok, it’s fun to bag on Allen for myriad reasons, but the whole “Tim Allen was a rat” thing is the weirdest most performative faux tough guy shit that gets pulled out from time to time.

Was he actually a child “star”? I thought everybody loved JTT back then, not him.

“He did have something to do with turning Bryan into a child star, which is historically a corrupting factor.”

Still playing a high school bully at 25.

Known chud Tim Allen should have more insight than most into what happens when people get corrupted.

Motherfucker, you sold dope. 

Simpsons did it

All the Home Improvement kid actors had names that sound like 19th century presidents.

“I don’t know what happens when people get corrupted,” says former drug trafficker Tim Allen.

Not really - my mum loved the film, I watched it for the first time in the 80s, it remains a firm favourite that I go back to multiple times a year.

What I’m getting from the review is that this movie is not worth my time. What I’m getting from the comment section is that Jennifer Lawrence appears fully nude at some point, which suggests it’s worth at least a brief moment of my time.

I worked at a movie theater back in the 80s that had Rocky Horror as their midnight movie. It was out of control back then. And the same kids would turn up for every showing. I felt bad for them. Anyway, the obvious solution for the stage show is chicken wire (Blues Brothers style). Might not help with the rice, but…

She was not his widow. 

It’s referred to as the Sofia/Sophia’s Choice.

She’s so new to the biz that it’s understandable that people misspell Sofia Coppola.

You got this rather famous director’s name wrong in the headline. It’s SOFIA.

How much of AV Club’s reviews are ChatGPT written now? Phrases like “a more focused, funnier screenplay should’ve been written” and “the madcap pursuit of sex must end” are either AI-generated or just bad writer-generated. Active voice, people!

Yet it remains chaste for the most part, just full of sex talk.