I don’t think Towelie is really that introspective. 

To honor this occasion I will be offering 50 Stanzo brand fedoras for the low-low price of $200. The only stipulation being that you buy them in bulk, otherwise it’s not worth it to me. It’s gotta be quality on my end or else no fucking deal.

Okay, so these photos mostly just prove that Robinson is still very good at making exaggerated “What the hell?” faces.

But that’s not the take.

Only way to celebrate this news is with some sloppy steaks!

Yeah, but the AV Club and The Root have been desperately hatemongering on Chris Rock for a week now, and have quickly run out of stupid fucking bullshit to complain about.

On Showgirls: You can’t really blame the Razzies for this one since, though, it took the whole world years to figure out what was happening.

Wowser, you’ll be telling us next that bands overdub parts of their concerts before releasing live albums!

It’s just that Selective Outrage was, by nature of being a livestream event, not a usual stand-up special.

The Razzies are so weird in that their whole existence is to like, snarkily pile on bad movies, but they’re also just weirdly humorless and uptight. Like, they really seem to take the whole “having a whole awards show dedicated to shitty movies” thing super seriously. 

An article about correcting mistakes on a site that rarely corrects its own mistakes. I’m going back to bed.

Ehh, Blair Witch was pretty stupid 

Every comedy specials gets edited. Mistakes that happen live are cleaned up after the fact. This isn’t anything new.

Wait, are we supporting her, or are we mad that she’s a nepo baby? Tell me what to be outraged about, AV Club!

Also, annual awards shows award the version of the movie that came out in cinemas that year, not a director’s cut version that came out years later. If the original theatrical cut of Heaven’s Gate was bad, then hey, maybe it deserved a Razzie. (I have not seen any version of it, so I’m speaking purely hypothetically.…

I didn’t see the live stream, but I watched it a few days ago before the edit and I thought “I can’t believe they left that.” But also that it was a cool little totally live moment which totally happens all the time to performers of all types.

I would argue that a movie “so bad it’s great” is exactly the kind of movie that should win Worst Picture. It should be a movie so bad its badness will live in infamy. And what is Showgirls if not that?

Oh no, Showgirls is the perfect Razzie movie. It was way overblown and overhyped (Joe Eszterhas was the highest paid screenwriter in Hollywood at the time), stars a former “Saved by the Bell” cast member (who gets nude!), and just completely bombs at the box office. They tried to do a satire of one of those “A Star is…

However, decades later, when a much longer cut was released, opinions about the film changed, with some critics even lionizing Heaven’s Gate as a masterpiece.

Green Book —-> “While not a poorly made film, its very premise—two men become friends, despite race and class differences, wow!—should have been enough to steer Oscar voters toward other options.”