I wonder if the Hawks ever considered something like this...

This guy gets it.

“As a Hawks fan, I hope he’s traded if not actually charged with this as it seems fairly obvious based on previous life choices he probably did this or something close to this.”

Totally full of shit. No one remembers anything about Gerald Williams.

He got a religious exemption because he worships Chronos.

“The big hand moves faster than the little hand.”

Ah yes, I remember how readers of this particular site showed their true colors the first time Jezebel reported on this.

Cool, bro.

0 out of 10 balls for this comment. A real baller would lie (even if they weren’t sure).
You’ve clearly learned nothing from how the Rock balls. Go back and review every baller moment, until you ball correctly.

pure... uncut... awesome.

JJ Watts baby is dragging a dead baby deer back to her cabin to make baby jerky.

“We can neither confirm nor deny the existence or nonexistence of a criminal investigation until such a time as a person is charged with a crime,” said Hamburg Police Chief Gregory G. Wickett.

Fascinating!

My old roommate and I still talk about our auto-generated Madden draft picks from college. Sometimes I’ll just text “Remember Boss Matthews?” knowing that I’ll get “That dude could fuckin’ PLAY” back.

dammit

This isn’t a court, the NFL can’t issue warrants, they have absolutely no right to search his personal property. I say this as Jets fan who loves that the decision was upheld. Goodell is a moron and his handling of this incident, like every other thing he has done recently, has been appalling.

That is fucking hilarious. Criminally under-starred.

“You just hope he adds some meat on his frame if he wants to go pro. Maybe he gets some heft from his mother, probably one of those video gals we got down here in Atlanta. What? What did I say now?”

It’s the FUNKY BUNCH you idiot.

How has no one picked up on the fact that two prominent free agents had a name within a name: LaMarcGasolDridge? Seems like this should be bigger news.