You should go use Canada’s superior healthcare system to cure that butthurt.

How quickly you forget Quebec.

After conquering one fabled American past-time, The Canadians’ will now set their sights on mastering morbid obesity and abject racism.

Jordan could always just say “hey sorry Dallas, but I’m signing with the Clippers”. Instead he’s pretending like the Clippers are holding him hostage in his own house so he doesn’t have to say no to anybody.

No you didn't.

I get that there needed to be some kind of punishment, but $135000? That’s just ridiculous and only adds fuel to the bigots who are using them as icons. And who gets all that money?

Terrence Ross, Jonas Valanciunas, this year’s first rounder + the Knicks’ first rounder next year for Cousins. Gets him out of the divison/conf., and the Raptors become instant contenders with him Lowry and DeRozan.

You know what they say about Deadspin comments...

Going to AskMen.com as a legitimate source of information in regards to men makes as much sense as going to Jezebel.com for feminist thought.

It was probably a bit of an overreaction but I would love to see you stand there with your back to a world class soccer player while they ripped one right into you from 10 feet. You would still be in the hospital right now.

taking a shot to the kidney with a rock solid ball going 60 mph doesn’t hurt?

Some serious Kinja game up in this post.

Wait, wait, wait, give me more of these stories!

imagine if he had had MJ’s almost psychopathic drive to win.....

There are tons of great stories about Iverson never working out and blowing everyone out of the water. My favorite is that he made it a point never to run. Like, ever. Then he gets traded to Denver, and everyone around him shakes their head. “Obviously he’s going to have to do some running workouts to survive in the…

In 4th grade I was the best speller in my class, but I lost the spelling bee by misspelling Alexander Graham Bell's middle name. Which is also MY name.

All we would really need is UEFA and the major European club teams/leagues to say, “Nope. We are not interrupting our season to play the World Cup in winter” and that would be a wrap.

I really wish that all the countries involved in the world cup decided to boycott the next two in Russia and Qatar. What an embarrassing organization. They make the NFL look good.

“I want to break it,” Rivers told USA TODAY Sports. “I want to lose. That’s why I came here. I knew when I came here that roster-wise, that was going to be very difficult. The first thing I did before I took this job, I looked at the roster and we laughed. I was like, how can I possibly fuck this u....AUSTIN!!!!!!!!!!!

or stupid troll.