Good theory.

Also, isn’t that stage set up and in use for every playoff game for Raps and Leafs?

*Behaviour

He was back home in Toronto, watching the game with thousands of Raptors fans in an outdoor square.

That probably sounded a lot more clever and profound in your head. 

Cool story brah

The Senators can’t run their own team.  Don’t give them the opportunity to fuck up another one...

Dude. Bron has live laugh love in like a full third of his insta captions. It's not ok. 

Yup.

I think that both the brain trauma argument and the “you’ll make more money long-term” argument generally don’t apply to quarterbacks. Sure, there’s a possible future where he maximizes his earnings in MLB, but he’d have to be a real, true superstar with a long career. In the NFL, he’d merely need to be a starter.

People who try to enjoy life are the fucking worst!

I would like this post un-grayed by Thursday!

For sure. If they’re smart, they’ll figure out a way to leverage it. Also, Smith should make a mockery of it by dropping “supreme” as many times as possible during every interview and post-game press conference:

Everyone can agree the the action is not justified, not matter what the reason. I think the point Adam was trying to make is that he is curious what caused Bird to be so upset that he has thrown his life away by committing these awful acts. Bird had to have known that this was going to ruin his life, so why did he do…

how come we never get the reason for the conflict in these articles????? that’s what I want to know. did she give him aids ? did she try to break up with him? did she cheat on him? did she step on his sneakers? is he just a psycho and she did nothing to provoke him? i would like to know what triggered this guy into…

“LET’S LET THE LEGAL SYSTEM HANDLE THIS BEFORE WE RUSH TO ANY CONCLUSIONS”

Everyone knows Spartans can only achieve sexual arousal and climax by teabagging the fallen bodies of the opposite team.

I don’t fuck with the term half sibling. 

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no longer devouring eight slices of pizza in one meal,