Confusing list. I expected him to use bullets.

Ever been to Niagara Falls, NY? I was there once in mid-June, and there was still ice at the bottom of the Falls. It's a brutal place to spend the winter, to say the least, with lake-effect snow coming from all directions, and there's nothing to do but drink. It sucks if you work for a living, and it sucks if…

Im confused you said tarheel hater.....wasnt laetter a blue....devil?

This dipshit just advocated the genocide of a entire breed and you're applauding his civility?

Eliminate them then every shitbag awful dog owner will just get a Rott or a Doberman. It's not the breeds fault, trust me.

That's a stupid feeling. I assume you probably have a lot of those.

Excellent strategy in man defense.

Tony Parker would like a word.

If by "hot bed" you mean self-destructive black hole of obsession and masochism, featuring the worst hockey media in the world and a fanbase that will interrupt the dinner of a fourth liner for autographs.

Good news Oilers fans, you're finally first at something!!!!

Roses are red

I'm sorry, you meant to say: a shark has a story about how he almost got drowned by Kobe.

... and had two surgeries that limited his mobility.

I can!

I can't imagine how a 20-year-old who lost a brother 3 months ago and has been living 6000 miles away from his family is having a rough year.

pity? over this? hate to see you around someone with really tragic circumstances.

Thanks for doing this Doug. As much as we don't want to hear of your disappointment, you did so in an entertaining and honest way over the past year. For that, we are all grateful, even if most won't admit it.

False accusation survivor here, hit by lightning myself by a vengeful (and physically abusive for years, never laid a finger on her) ex. This end of the spectrum was and is much more than "dreadful" as you said, I can assure you that, and I'm sure it is just that for women that are victims of rape. I understand that…

From your Myths source:

Cool. Point me to the evidence of the rash of false accusations of rape against professional athletes.