Upon receiving notice that Michael Sam beat up his boyfriend, he was subsequently re-instated and appointed team captain.

My brother once got an autograph from Kobe.

Anonymous NBA sources:

"Yes"

- Los Angeles Lakers fans

This made me laugh as much as the sign.

I'll bet that sounded a lot better in your head, didn't it?

Umm...I think by definition 11-5 is much better than 0-6.

This is simply shameful. I can't believe we're promoting negative gender stereotypes with mannequins like these - as if there'd ever be a woman who would actually wear a Cleveland Browns bikini.

He couldn't possibly have made it through the alphabet that fast.

Yet here you are.

1b. Sub-Zero

More interesting would be a ranking of NFL Blitz plays.

Next up; NFL Blitz rankings.

I say it every morning when *I* am getting dressed. I'm close to my penis. We're bros.

As a bonus, it's hilarious and adorable to hear my two year old say "Hi Penis!" when I change his diaper in the morning.

As a person who is thankfully not going bald but does have a weirdly shaped head under that hair, I appreciate your awareness of how critical a factor head shape is in pulling off the complete shave

As a bald man who has been shaving what's left since the age of 19, I support LeBron. If you don't have the proper shaped head to sport the complete shave, going bald sucks.

It's spelled Houghtilley, dumbass.

It's that Canadian culture. I bet this kid wasn't even beaten as a child.

This guy has some fucking nerve. THIS is the by-product of the bling-bling, hip-hop culture that has come to define our society. Now, if this guy were a hockey player, he would've finis...oh, good god, we're all doomed.