Lol you mean "casual" right?

Can someone please clarify whether or not domestic violence is considered "performance enhancing" under the new policy?

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Once I got stuck next to a kid who just BEGGED his mom to sit there. After the first 5 minutes of fascination were over, he went nuts. Slamming my arm rest down, fidgeting and just not shutting up. I asked his mom if she'd like to switch seats but she was already "passed out". So I grabbed my iPad, cranked the volume…

Did you say G5 ?

It's so tempting to accidentally cause bodily harm to children

Shamelessly ripping the top comment from Reddit should be a full year suspension.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

"Who the fuck are you.... Trying to pay girls to send you pictures and videos?"

How would you feel if you looked silly for not finishing the original post and missing the punch line?

Personally, I hope they keep the name. It adds character and tradition, as well as shedding light on a great ethnic heritage of the world. And I say this not only as an individual, but also as a fellow high school sports fan, proud Southern Californian, and athletic director of the Encino Airstrikes.

you mean the guy that almost averaged a triple double in a playoff series? The guy is 4th all time in playoff triple doubles and he really only had a few chances.

It's unfortunate because Michael Sam is attempting to become the first openly gay player in the NFL, something of enormous symbolic importance, and while no one wants him to be judged by anything but his merits as a football player, many sports fans were and are rooting for him to succeed.

You're a moron.

Is Gawker worth going to it anymore now that the comments section is gone.

Goddamnit. How in the fuck did the Red Wings pass on this kid? All because he lacks CHARACTER. Or, more likely, because he isn't Scandinavian. Good thing we just signed Kenny Holland to an extension.

You should email Tom. He loves dick

Fitting that he's a Sun Devil, given that he's clearly proud about the very thing that will send his soul to hell.

Yep. Comes off to me like it's 100% not not NOT not not not not not not fake. I wish they would let me next door so I could spit right in your fuckin' face, btw.