Nowhere. You read this nowhere before. You're a right dunderhead if you think Chris Bosh is either injury-prone or a liability on defense.

Lubricate your joints.

Rickie fowler blocked me for calling him a douche (jokingly) I'm one of his biggest fans...a year later I tweeted scott piercy while they were both on a private jet and scott pulled some strings...rickie unblocked me...now rick scott and I are all tight after we talked things over in person at the memorial golf…

His yelling "Fuck" was a delayed reaction to still being on the Phillies after the trade deadline had passed.

Are you lying about lying, Sam?

That's pretty heavy. At least you can speak about it with a burner. Hope it hasn't messed you up at all. I suppose at least you had your teenage years to develop without having such strange knowledge.

Murder. Just kidding, just lots of lying.

Can we move on yet?

No, asshole, we can't because globally more women are raped, beaten, killed, kidnapped, sold into into sex slavery, or straight up dissapeared every year than the combined allied losses of WWII. So forgive the rest of us humans that are concerned about this issue.

Yes, as soon as we ignore an important social issue, the quicker you can get back to pounding Miller Lites on your couch.

You mean from the news item that dropped within the last few days, that highlights an important social issue, and for which we still have no real explanation from the league for its actions? Yeah, maybe we won't move on just yet...

Do you feel like this is holding you back in some way?

You forgot Schindler

How did you neglect to put Buzzfeed on your list of bad list-makers? They're the gold standard!

+ Infinity. I've been giggling at this for the last 10 minutes.

Overrated list makers, Ranked

Such a shame to see Blackmon throw his career away to drugs. Why couldn't he just beat his fiancée instead?

"large in stature and athletically fit" is my new favorite euphemism for black

The NFL suspension for beating a woman unconscious is already shorter (2 games) than the one they give for smoking weed (4 games.) So forward thinking!

I don't get it.