Kawhi should have immediately bulldozed Brogdon right there for the immortal dunk. Instead he’ll have to settle for a day-2 post on Deadspin.

I figured choosing to attend Dennis Rodman’s birthday party comes with an unspoken agreement to allow one’s self to be slapped in the face.

He ran straight through Lowry’s chest on one play. At the very least, contact like that is a block if not a charge, hardly ever a no-call. Giannis is a beast yet that was egregious.

I am no longer very fawned of the Bucks chances in this series.

Coach Bud sighted after the game, scheming up ways to attack the Raptors defense.

The hut - a dystopian wasteland with no emotion, living on borrowed time - being the Knicks

I’ll just hang here in the comments and wait for someone to make a horrible reference so that I don’t have to have nightmares by watching it myself.

Revisiting the Best Outcome For Finals Haters, hence renamed to KD Haters, it’s that the Warriors win this year with a minimal or non-existent KD and then win again next year (I know, I know, but bear with me), with the Warriors completing their reversion to pre-KD death hydra form while KD accepts the Knicks’ 4th…

The NFL feels like that science experiment where you keep adding salt (rules, fucked up responses to domestic violence, brain damage) to warm water and it disappears like it’s not even there. Then the temperature comes down and the crystals form.

The Bucks are trying to penetrate but the Raptors just squirm to the side a bit knowing that’s the wrong hole in the defense.

+1 clever girl

In hindsight, this series could be 3-1 or 1-3. What looked like the makings of a West coast snooze-fest has become quite compelling.

Face down ass up! That’s the way to run amok!

He has deserved every ounce of attention he’s received. If it were so easy, everyone would have an NBA fat, off-the-radar 2nd round draft pick PG/C that creates layups off made buckets.

That’s a fair point. Working backwards, LeBron is like Draymond, but with the added ability to finish above the rim and a more consistent 3-pt shot. Draymond was terrifying the entire series. LeBron was otherworldly in 2015 and 2016. Even in 2015, there was talk he would take Finals MVP despite losing.

I’ll just sit back and enjoy the show at this point, realizing there will probably never be another team quite like this ever again.

Not enough, apparently.

All this petty behavior from a guy not typically known for his negativity.

Early afternoon, April 9, 2019.

For #2, sure seemed like it. The Easter Bunny apparently took the weekend off, saving up some cash for Tomorrowland later this year, otherwise this never would have happened.