Fashion advice from a guy that wears brown shoes with a gray suit. Got it.

You spelled Nate Peterman wrong.

Welcome to the life of a former Chargers fan. Figures they’ll win the Super Bowl from LA. If that’s not a giant karmic middle finger, I don’t want to know what is.

I hear the Sixers might be looking for a coach soon.

For the sake of all San Diegans, I fucking hope not. To hell with the Spanos family.

Pancakes Are Bullshit

Lamar Jackson did well with what the Ravens allowed him to do. Is he elite though?

Dana White looks like Mr. Clean after he stopped doing two-a-days.

I used to dislike LeBron, perhaps myopically believing he was as successful as he was simply because of his generational physical abilities.

If that Frankenbooth is at or near the top of on-air talent ESPN can cobble together for a signature telecast then football really is dying.

+1 people are saying this

Everyone is probably guilty of underestimating their own mortality in some form or another. The problem with dementia is it prevents any subsequent decisions from being made, by very nature of the disease. 

I hear the Cowboys need some D-Line help too.

+1 Heaven in a hand job

Or just another reminder that boxing is completely irrelevant.

Chris, you couldn’t make that gif one second longer? No idea what’s happening by watching it, other than getting a headache.

You couldn’t keep the gif going for another couple seconds just to see if he finished the play?

Proud to be your 420th star.

Saying FB has been bleeding active user accounts for years is false. Saying they are dying is false. I don’t think you know what you’re talking about. Perhaps start here.

He’s still young. Give him time.