Great... another distraction for 45's base to froth over while we institutionalize Russian aggression and the rape of immigrant minors.

They will always be champions for beating Russia.

Fairly safe to assume the correct grammatical tense in a few weeks or months will be *had guts

Croatia was the better side for most of the match. France’s first goals two were gifts (the next two were from talent). Croatia just didn’t have the wings to create real opportunities the way an Mbappe could for France.

Pro tip #2: connect the title and first paragraph in a logical way.

I don’t care where they matter, just please don’t make them matter here.

Kudos, Patrick, for finding a picture where the girl is waving to the camera (for the last time!!).

Chump.

Future looks bright in H-Town!

I can’t speak Spanish, but reading that first tweet looked like “something something para boner”, which is all you need to know.

You rang?

I give them credit for defending home court; can’t say the same for their team though.

If only he hadn’t given up looking for Boston Market...

Lue’s ability to stare into space will continue to grow and mature even if LeBron stays in Cleveland.

Don’t be ridiculous. North Korea doesn’t have any rice.

I’m sure they will gladly let you know whether you wanted to or not.

The Warriors are Thanos telling Iron Man that destiny arrives all the same but LeBron has no Captain Marvel to call.

If you can’t win when Steph and Klay get 21 combined… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Aaaaannnddd... this is why I come to Deadspin.

Cavs have to give Clarkson’s minutes to Roomba for any shot to go beyond four games.