Kudos, Patrick, for finding a picture where the girl is waving to the camera (for the last time!!).

Chump.

Future looks bright in H-Town!

I can’t speak Spanish, but reading that first tweet looked like “something something para boner”, which is all you need to know.

You rang?

I give them credit for defending home court; can’t say the same for their team though.

If only he hadn’t given up looking for Boston Market...

Lue’s ability to stare into space will continue to grow and mature even if LeBron stays in Cleveland.

Don’t be ridiculous. North Korea doesn’t have any rice.

I’m sure they will gladly let you know whether you wanted to or not.

The Warriors are Thanos telling Iron Man that destiny arrives all the same but LeBron has no Captain Marvel to call.

If you can’t win when Steph and Klay get 21 combined… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Aaaaannnddd... this is why I come to Deadspin.

Cavs have to give Clarkson’s minutes to Roomba for any shot to go beyond four games.

Well, he’s going back to the Cavs locker room, so... yeah?

I’m with you; I am a Warriors fan (live in eastbay) and I felt dirty after that game. The LeBrons showed a ton of heart in keeping that game close and they just got jobbed. When I actually feel bad for LeBron, someone’s doing something wrong.

I feel for JR. When he fell into Klay early in the game, you knew he wasn’t doing it maliciously. I would have preferred Jordan Clarkson be the bed-shitter but we don’t get to choose our destiny.

That’s a grown man’s comment.

I genuinely feel bad for LeBron, and I’m nowhere near an LBJ fanboy. The Cavs deserved to win. That game was the mightiest of all possible dong punches.

I don’t know; he wasn’t really facing the play. He was kind of backing into it. It was bang-bang. I would have called it a block live, yet upon calling it a charge live, I don’t see how you change it from charge to block.