Yes. Yes you are.

It sucks oxygen out of the room. Repubs do well because they are usually single-issue voters (e.g. 2nd amendment) or only a handful of issues. Dems have a problem with focus - too many issues (environment, taxes, healthcare, financial regulation, consumer protections, social security, medicare, etc.).

The Cavs offense is AWFUL, if you can call it an offense. Lue has to be bottom 20% of all coaches, or LBJ can’t be bothered to run plays. They just stand there.

Dear Tom: Eyes on the prize, please. Take back the House and steal Tennessee first.

Does he have enough [a] personality to be an asshole?

Ahh, yeah. Umm, Clint. Him too, I guess.

Correction: An original version of this post incorrectly stated that Woah Vicky got into a fight with Bhad Bhabie at Coachella. Jezebel regrets the error.

Hey Joel, just shut up. Sorry the team doesn’t want your face caved in by a wayward elbow. How selfish of them.

I’m sure Donny Jr. could have a go at just about anyone, but yeesh, my man, raise the bar a bit, hm?

He can resign just in time to replace Kelly as Chief of Staff.

It’s as if Kyrie fell off the face of the earth

Bring up the G-League more. Announce that in 5 years the teams finishing with the bottom two records will be relegated. Flatten/make identical the odds for the lowest remaining 5 teams (#s 3 through 7). Flatten/make identical, yet lower, the odds for #s 8 through 14 or just do away with the lottery from there entirely.

Also please bring on the unforced turnovers, the constantly looking for whistles despite charging through everyone, teammates playing four corners offense and mean-mugging teammates for playing four corners offense.

In Temple of Doom, I remember being most scarred by the scene at the end where the dude got ripped apart by crocodiles (alligators? I dunno).

Level 2 on Mike Tyson’s Punchout. Or is that Level 3, I can’t remember.

Great TGI Fridays in Jacksonville

Get drunk before driving to get your don’t-get-drunk monitor?

Any competent organization doesn’t allow a random employee to copy the whole company directory.

Antonio Cromartie: “Hold my babies beer”

No fucking way that weasel can curl 40s