Level 2 on Mike Tyson’s Punchout. Or is that Level 3, I can’t remember.

Great TGI Fridays in Jacksonville

Get drunk before driving to get your don’t-get-drunk monitor?

Any competent organization doesn’t allow a random employee to copy the whole company directory.

Antonio Cromartie: “Hold my babies beer”

No fucking way that weasel can curl 40s

I do not think that video means what you think it means.

If you find more of these stories, please share. The world seems like a soul-sucking tire fire most days but this was genuinely uplifting.

Is this correlation or causality re: 45's behavior?

Conor was throwing shapes with his mates yet showed up murdered langers. Tried to leg it and made a holy show of himself.

It’s kind of like having sex with your partner when the doorbell rings.

Maybe you can have your pineapple and eat it, too

Chilling is right. That is hard to watch.

I have a hard time believing this is a male/female thing. I imagine Bob Dole was not going to keep a high profile after that ass kicking in 1996. Al Gore didn’t talk about hanging chads for years on end after 2000. Romney did disappear after his ass kicking in 2012 and is only back after years away and in a reduced…

Maybe Henry Winkler? He’s very good.

You ARE special, Honey.

Tainted Meat should be the name of a grunge band and their eponymous album. First single, Sonic Boom, later this year.

I gotta hand it to you, that image blew away my expectations.

Gahh, I wanted to believe we were witnessing a moment.

I genuinely feel bad for the minor leaguers. I didn’t realize it was that bad.