Maybe let that joke go next time.

Kid’s got a great motor, and some serious escapability, yet security was able to lean on their bend-but-don’t-break defense and came away with the win.

Agree to disagree. She’s had too much work done to look remotely hot.

Didn’t we say some version of that when Trump won the Republican nomination?

I’ll jump to conclusions for you, thanks for giving me something new to Google search every day. Articles like that are like a sweet nectar to me.

Blake Bortles on becoming the starter, “I’m excited to lead our team to the top of the 2018 NFL Draft. There will be many offensive teams - the Browns, Chargers, Bears, and Browns again - but I feel I’m uniquely qualified to make our Jaguars team the most offensive.”

This fight is like the battle for the soul of the Republican party.

This, and variants of it, need to end up as the last post on The Slot every day, just to cleanse the stink of reading about the country slipping ever closer to clusterfuckery. Like a moment of zen.

How did I miss this???

First off, wow, Cromartie. There’s a name I hadn’t heard in a while. Last I knew he had 7 kids. Google’d him; he has #14 on the way.

Danny Dingus could have had Jimmy Butler for scraps of that deal and instead took a... less well-rounded player

Cronus seems strangely ok with it, almost embarrassed to be in the way of Zeus’ loppers. You’d think he’d put up a bit more of a fuss

That’s adorable. I’m sure Kyrie was flattened by the gesture

Are you not entertained???

Dope comment. I cracked up

If no one reads it, is it still a book?

The world just got a lot bigger for Kyrie.

I do pay attention, yet I didn’t think we would have a nazi sympathizer in the White House. Martial law? Suspended elections? Accelerated deportations? Disenfranchisement? More dog whistles than you could shake a stick at? I could see those things coming and they were (and still are) alarming.

I don’t think it’s quite as cynical as you make it out to be. Yes, they would be able to lobby a notoriously fickle president, but I like to believe some felt they could do more from the inside than the outside, that their lot in life would command attention.