This Warriors team is like the early 2000's Kings, yet with defense. And no Tim Donaghy. Though that Draymond suspension after an LBJ teabag was kind of Donaghy-eseque.

Back in Minnesota, Kevin Love was a beast!

When asked about the Warriors offense relative to the Celtics, Coach Lue offered up this gem:

Amateur. Everyone knows you stay in, make a mess of things from the inside, and apologize later.

All the time; Ivanka tucks him in at night

woosh...

Anonymous source Jim Nantz has asked the PGA Tour for a review of the dashboard cam to see if Tiger deserves a penalty.

Speaker Ryan, is that you?

He actually may have known what side of the world he was on if he were ‘only’ drunk.

I was expecting more of an avalanche of comments

$1m? Meh. Wake me up when a country buys a world cup, or if FIFA ever circumvents local courts in host countries, or allows migrants to die in the desert. Now THAT would be something to talk ab—... what’s that you say?

Well aren’t we in a mood. By this same logic, rehabilitation and atonement for sins, as taught for millennia by many (all?) organized religions, will never be enough. It’s an awfully slippery slope you’re treading on; I suggest you grab a can or two of chunk lite and just chill for a bit

If you’re on the yellow fever fence and fly an Asian airline for the first time, gameover. #nttawwt

Speaking for a friend...