Yes it is. This is almost the definition of dumb teenager things.

the fuck is futsol?

Geez this is sad. Just dumb teenagers doing dumb teenager things. The vast majority of dumb teenager things don’t kill them. Going down a bobsled run on a toboggan or something is the exact kind of stupid thing my friends and I would have thought was fun at that age.

As far as suspects go, my money is on Abe Froman, the Sausage King of Chicago.

Holy fuck dude.

Sweet, can’t wait to see Rubby De La Rosa get his cuts in while contemplating the genius required to execute a double switch. REAL BASEBALL!!!

Yeah, and then some black guy does it and gets shot. And then he gets blamed for not “sitting down like a dog” when told to do so and called a thug. So, I guess it's better to be a pussy than a thug, right?

That’s probably the safest course of action

Nope. It’s child

Initially I was unsure, but Child has definitely won me over in this argument. TeamChild here.

I was wondering the same thing. It looked like he had a specific gripe, like he thought it was somehow illegal for some reason.

Drew, are you aware that the two dipshits who prance around in pirate costumes for Jack and the Neverland Pirates were in a pirate band BEFORE they were on the show? That’s how they were discovered. They were (still are?) in a pirate band and LOVED it. Then someone at Disney saw them and decided they were just the…

I'm not sure Edmonds was a HOFer, but I'm bummed he dropped off in 1 year. Same way I feel about Lofton.

Right. Because Joey Bosa, JT Barrett, and Adolphus Washington didn’t miss any games when they got in some trouble. Urban can really take a lesson in morality from his strict disciplinarian counterparts. Just look at Clemson who did not even hesitate to send their backup kicker home.

I don’t think “beyond reproach” means what he thinks it means.

Happy Birthday Jesus! You’re probably the second most awesome dude born on Dec 25th.

For Andy: Shit On A Shingle (or Hanky Panky if you’re boring)! DO it, They’re awesome! You will win the Christmas Eve Appetizer Extravaganza.

Yeah, this is horseshit. I hate the fucking Cardinals but nothing Matheny said here is wrong or entitled or any of the other shit implied.

Things, you idiots! THINGS. All sorts of them! Different kinds of them. We all talked about lots of things! Why do you keep asking me the same questions? What is there not to understand?

You should have just had a list of 15 and kept Waiters off of it. Waiters isn’t helping your argument.