I have no idea what made you think you’d even come close in the first place but, honestly, good on you dude. You ate way more eggs than I would have been able to and I’m a disgusting fat person. 

Gary Bell was also a pitcher nicknamed Ding Dong. He had a pretty good career and was made famous by Jim Bouton in Ball Four. Is this who you are thinking of? I suppose it’s definitely possible that 2 guys named Bell both had the same nickname.

Exactly. Makes no sense.

Oh come on. Are you serious?

Your trash talk is needlessly complicated.

Oh Bullcrap. You’re so full of shit. You’re not a Warriors fan.

I’m not sure if he regrets it. I can’t remember. He talked about it with Posnanski on Poscast back after the Cavs win the Title. I remember him acknowledging that it is definitely without a doubt racist and saying it should be changed. I can’t remember if he mentioned any thoughts about getting it removed or anything.

He actually got that tattoo during a drunken night partying with Dennis Rodman back in the early 90s I believe. And yes, he realizes now that it’s racist. You can tell by the way he says that it is racist in the above excerpt.

Is there a way to give negative stars to BrewCrew82?

I’ve read HamNo’s rants for a while so I finally decide to join crossfit.

Serious question. Is alimony taken before or after taxes?

She kidnapped herself, man.

*Stands slightly behind and to the right of you. Looks over your shoulder at Fe Mike Tyson with as tough a look as I can muster.

I’ve been wearing a rash guard at the pool for around 5 years now. There is a higher percentage of us every summer.

The fuck is a downstorm?

Nobody listen to Tom. Tom is full of shit and he is wrong about everything.

Man, you guys really hate Gladwell for whatever reason.

The two guys that sing the theme song aren’t a couple of struggling musicians who lucked into a gig that would pay them a little money while they pursued their rock and roll dreams. No, these two guys were ALREADY in a pirate band. That was their gig. That’s how they got discovered.

“this thing that I didn’t read is terrible and stupid.”