“You can’t accidently break into someone’s house, you do it on purpose...” - Erzhik

Eventually, time catches up to everyone.

I'm 41 and my mom still makes me give her a Christmas list. And now I have to annoy he shit out of my wife to write out a list to give to my mom too. Is there an age where this ends?

If you trade a few of the letters in his name you get Blort Bakles. That’s funny.

Joe Flacco’s ligaments are not elite.

Giannis is getting stronger.

Why would he deny this? It's absolutely my favorite thing about him.

Huh. I’m no expert but my favorite was always Grey Goose. I’d have ranked it higher. Maybe the price just makes me think it’s better because it’s supposed to be.

Zoolander is a masterpiece. A goddamn masterpiece, and I’m ready to throw fisticuffs with any who dare to profess otherwise.

It's only 9:45 AM and you guys already have one post up! Really hitting on all cylinders this morning. I love it when Deadspin comes out guns blazing like this.

You guys are free to think what you want, but I’m pretty sure that “Buzzfeed...more like Buzzard feed” is the greatest thing ever tweeted

Ok. Is this worth reading? I’m in pretty terrible physical condition and can suffer a massive coronary at any moment. I’d hate to waste what little time I have left on something this long if it isn’t worth it.

This is ridiculous. Are we really all going to just sit back and pretend that “BUGA: Being United Generates Attitude” actually means something?

Jeezus Christ Dobs, just sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up. Nobody gives a shit about your stupid sign you asshole.

Very inspiring.

God, I hate that this is my team. Just fucking hate it. They do nothing but make me miserable.

When I was in college I would often go to Pirates games. They sucked so nobody was there. On Sundays after the game they’d let kids onto the field to run the bases. They wouldn’t let me and my friends because we were too old. That’s bullshit, right? It’s not like I was taking the opportunity away from a kid, and I was…

Sure, I’m glad that the kid got some swag and all is right with the world, but...I’m WAY more interested in making sure that the adult is identified and the Internet rains righteous fiery hell down upon him. That’s always good fun. Any progress on that front?

No. That’s not how it works. You can only go over the cap to pay your own free agents.

I don’t know anything about game development but I didn’t think any of these things. Do people really have these misconceptions? I’m not sure I buy that there are a lot of people out there who think that game developers are rich lazy people who don’t care about bugs. I don’t think that’s a thing.