How much for just one rib?

Barnwell

This doesn’t have enough stars yet. There should be at least a million by now.

I’ve done dumber things trying to impress girls.

I’m not sure if people are so stupid that they really don’t understand what he’s talking about here or if they’re being disingenuous about it.Either way it's so dumb. It's not hard to figure out what Damon means here and it isn't bad or controversial or any of the other stupid shit some people want to make it out to…

This is complete bullshit. This skeezball asshole should be thrown in jail for releasing that footage without JLo’s permission. In fact, if this dickhead does release it I won’t even watch it more than once or twice.

Go before the baby. It’s the only option. After the baby is no option at all. She won’t want you to go and you won’t want to either.

Make sure you keep all of the big flags locked away, Jerry.

Holy Shit!!!!!

How is everyone showing up with some food to share not a pot luck?

Would that be a 10 foot tall clown? A regular clown with a ten foot dick? Or just a 10 foot pole that's kind on painted like a clown or something?

This is horseshit. “Hello” is just fine.

Tom Herman is great. Houston is going to have a great season. And next season they are going to be so sad when he’s coaching Texas.

First off, fuck the Patriots and all of Boston right in the ear. But Ben needs to shut his pie hole on this one. What a whiny piece of shit.

You’d think someone writing this story might want to mention that, wouldn’t you?

Wait, we can’t even call someone a “bitch” anymore? Fuck, man. Someone should compile a list or something.

I know a guy with two thumbs who would make an excellent commissioner

So you’re saying he tried to throw the 1917 World Series too?! And you want this guy reinstated? Ridiculous.

I hear that on the way out of the meeting Cashman handed Jeter a gift basket

I’ve been teaching my kid some gangsta rap. It’s not as hard as you’d think with a few words changed here and there.