How come IK hasn’t been arrested for assault?

Rice who saw his effectiveness decrease the last time he saw the field, would certainly see it drop off even more by not facing the Browns twice a season.

Sorry Flip, I like basketball coaches the DON’T get Hodgkins Lymphoma. LOSER.

Ugh, that has to be the worst sports talk in the nation. I avoid it like the plague. At least Booms is gone. He was the worst.

:(

Mike is a bad name now?

“Ideally, he’s a placeholder for a year or two to mentor Johnny Manziel...”

Wrong again, Kluwe.

Damn Greg, why you so mad?

I haven't read Infinite Jest but I've read plenty enough about it to conclude that it's some sort of masterpiece. Some random internet person calling it mediocre is hilarious.

I wasn't on your side until this response, which is just the best response ever. You're someone I'd like to drink alcohol with for a few hours or so.

At first I got really excited, but then I realized that Ashton Kutcher has to be a lot older than 21 by now. :(

When my wife was pregnant 7 years ago we made a deal. She got full and complete naming rights of this and all future children UNLESS we ended up with twin boys. In that unlikely event the names were going to be Bodhi and Dalton. She nervously agreed.

Anyone who thinks they need charcoal to grill a fucking hotdog needs to sit down at their desk and make o long list of their priorities. Then they need to shove that list straight up their ass because they are all wrong.

If you add “Jim Carrey” to the words in this tweet you get...

If getting some emails in a silly font is the worst thing about working there it must have been an amazing place to work.

More like a one and a half with a twist.

Serious question. Would this have happened if not for Greg Howard?

When asked how many hits McCutchen would need to win the NL MVP Keaton replied “Yeah, 220...221, whatever it takes.”

“...he’s revealed himself to be a deeply toxic human being.”