hey, good morning Barry! Bout time one of you assholes woke up and posted something.

Yes, I don’t care if someone wants to do drugs, but they have to do it by themselves in a dark closet in the corner of their basement. And God help them if they need to get on an airplane to get to that closet because then they should be in jail. Because society! And Children!

“Oh, hey, no....um....we aren’t throwing out the bricks, hehehe. Heck no! It’s just that...um...you see...some of those bricks were damaged in the renovation, you know. So, uh...we decided that all of those people are getting new Bricks! Yeah! That’s what we’re doing! New brick for Grandma 2007! We’re going to put…

All snark aside that’s fucking incredible. Wow. My friends already think I’m intolerable...if I did that they’d have to kill me.

I was trying to think of a succinct way to express this thought and you nailed it. I wish I could star it 1000x.

Well it’s not like Cleveland has incredible night life you can’t stay away from.

It’s right around the corner from me and my buddy lives on the course. It’s not all old people, there are a lot of young people with kids too. Nice pool and clubhouse. Everyone drives around in their golf carts with a pretty good buzz on. Hopefully Johnnys cart will be full of ginger ale. Nice place. Good course.

Hey Goodell, fuckin’ watermelons coming...

I like Tommy Bahama shirts and at some point I got too old to give a fuck what anyone else thinks about it.

Jim Cutler #33?

Draw up a play?! HA! Lebron vetoed Blatts play and went Jimmy Chipwood on him. Thank God the Cavs got the free timeout so Lebron could say “just give me the fucking ball”. How could the Bulls be expected to defend that kind of trickery!?

ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER

So, if the Cavs were already down JR and Love, and LeBron was the worst player on the floor, and they almost eeked out a win anyway...they can breath a little easier, right?

Ugh, this comment makes me even more happy that I didn't bother to read that ever the hell that Simmons article was.

“second-degree depraved heart murder.”?

Outstanding

So dumb

Hahahahahahaha! FUCK YOU GUYS! Just keep laughing. None of you really understand what it feels like being a Cleveland sports fan. None you you.

I hope that the inevitable and loud backlash against this shitshow of a blog post will allow the author to emerge with a deeper understanding of what addiction is and what it means to be an addict...

Greg Howard is a J-ournalist